I'm not dead guys.

Well, I'm as active as a slime here or something like that, the thing is that my scanner is acting up, so I can't upload from paper, my Paint Tool SAI won't open (I don't know why, the process is there but nothing happens) and I don't feel comfortable using another program.
I'd really appreciate if someone could help me with the SAI issue (I've already removed it several times :T)